Oh No She Didn't

At the first stop on Australian tour last night, a few audience members asked for their money back, because they said Whitney took too many breaks, was out of breath and sang off-key during most of her songs.

One lovely lady with tragic eyebrows in the clip above even said that Whitney "couldn't entertain a dead rat." That bitch needs to put down the brown eyebrow pencil and do her research, because Whitney entertained a dead rat or two back in her crack days. The dead rats would've given her a standing ovation and threw an 8-ball in her cup, but they couldn't because they were...like....dead. And even if that trick isn't going to do any Whitney research, she should still put the caca-colored brow pencil away. It's not doing her any favors.
And this is Whitney's response....