Crazy As Usual

Over the weekend, professional wolf-crier Tila Tequila went to the hospital after what's left of her brain tried to escape causing her to fall and hit her head against the wall. Tila Tweeted the entire thing. Of course, those of you who have been following this charade figured Tila's "concussion" was just a prelude to her grabbing at her womb all dramatic-like and proclaiming the loss of her hoax baby. Well, Tila has not let you down, because this morning she Tweeted about the pains she's feeling in her stomach. Just picture Bobby Trendy acting this out. It's make it much more bearable.

It hurts so bad I literally woke up from my sleep....i dont know whats wrong? God this pain is too much!! I cant bare it =( a
bout 2 hours ago from web

Something is definitely wrong. The hospital gave me a list of symptoms & this is one of them. They said if I do I need 2 go back 2 hospital
about 2 hours ago from web

God i hope nothing is wrong. Im literally crying right now cuz I can barely move. its like sharp knife stabbing pains thats unbearable =(
about 2 hours ago from web

I told my friend I would just kill myself if anything ever happened....bad....cuz thats the only thing I live & work hard for.
about 2 hours ago from web

Im crying right now. I know there is something wrong. I never felt this much pain there before. I would just die. Please God dont do this.
about 2 hours ago from web

I REFUSE to go to the hospital. I did last time and look what happened? Media EXPLOITS all of my pains and serious accidents. NOT OK
about 2 hours ago from web

If I die at least I will be with my wife. Sometimes I have those thoughts. Sometimes I get mad at her 4 leaving. Sometimes I feel like going
about 2 hours ago from web

Tila goes on and on before she suddenly forgets about the possibly dying fetus in her womb and announces that she's adopting a baby from Russia.

ATTENTION EVERYONE! I have been APPROVED to adopt my own baby boy 2-3 years old from RUSSIA!!!! I will be his Mommy by the end of the year!!
31 minutes ago from web

THIS IS 100% CONFIRMED!!!!! I'M GOING TO ADOPT A BABY BOY ABOUT 2 YEARS OLD FROM RUSSIA AND IM GOING TO BE HIS MOMMY! SO HAPPY!!!
15 minutes ago from web

AHHH IM SO HAPPY I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN IN WORDS HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW! THEN I WILL SPEND A MONTH IN RUSSIA WITH MY NEW SON 2 BOND WITH HIM!
15 minutes ago from web

This is seriously the WORST "Choose Your Own Adventure" book I've ever read. I'll trade your copy of "The Cave Of Time" for this mess. I mean, I can't. Shit, none of us!!!

People actually believe her bull shit lol it goes to show you that the world is full of idiots!

This Bitch

I know I know I said I wouldn't write about this stupid broad...but dayummmm!!!

Damn shame

And this ladies and gentlemen is what a grieving, fake, sometime lesbian because she then ran through all the men in Hollywood looks like...at least that's what I have heard from very reliable sources that is :-)...

Tila is such a whore

Early this morning around 12:30 am Tila the fucking scum and whore of the earth Tequila was on Twitter (of course) after saying her page was "defunct" around 11pm (which we all knew was a muthaeffin lie posted4 times the same picture of Casey Johnson's ex girlfriend. With each Twitpic she put up she had the nerve to call this girl Jasmine Lennard an evil devil.

SHE ALSO POSTED A LINK TO HER "EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH US MAGAZINE"

Of course the stank hoe deleted EVERYTHING but ho ho ho that she is you know I saved those bitches!!!

This is what she said with one twitpic

This evil devil named Jasmine Lennard is the one who pressed charges against my beautiful Wife over a pink sweater less than 5 seconds ago from TwitPic

The first Twit pic she said

My wife's dying wish was for me to post this pic and show the world what true evil looks like. This was her wish so I must grant it.

The stanky ass bitch then went on to delete it early this morning and talk mad shit about PerezHilton for calling her out on her bullshit. And her dumb ass followers for some reason buys into her crap even though she stinks from high heaven.

Damn I can't stand her ass....Below is the picture the bitch put up trying to blast the poor ex of Casey Johnson...Meanwhile Paris Hilton and her "real friends" got together last night to mourn her and look through childhood pictures of Casey..

Who wouldaknew that Casey licked that way?

Now I don't really report on Tila Tequila because she is a waste of space on my keyboard..BUT..Casey Johnson is another story. A couple of weeks ago I reported to you guys that Casey was arrested for grand theft and in jail in Van Nuys. I heard the rumors about her and Tila but i didn't pay them any mind...I mean Casey and Tila for real?

For those of you that don't know who Casey Johnson is she is the Heir to Johnson&Johnson, yep the baby products etc etc. I guess these two dweeds are engaged and Casey is a lesbian though that is news to me and no WONDER her parents cut her ass off. The two yuck mouths were spotted leaving Villa last night in WeHo.

Tila trying to get that money

I am surprised that Tila Tequila is suing her ex lover Shawne Merriman, now I could see if they pressed charges, and yes I see the bruises but ummmmm hmmm anywhoo...

Tila claims Shawne grabbed her, shook her like a rag doll, threw he down and choked her during an argument last September. Tila says the San Diego Chargers linebacker had a bad temper combined with a drug problem, and that he humiliated her because of her bi-sexuality.

Hmmmmm....

In the lawsuit, Tila's lawyer, Cyrus Nownejad, included a photo gallery showing the disparity in height and weight (Tila -- 4'11", 93 lbs. Shawne -- 6'4", 280 lbs). The photos also show bruising on her arms, which Tila says is courtesy of Shawne.

When this first happened I remembered dude claiming that she was crazy out of her head drunk and that he DID grab her and hold on to her because she was trying to leave drunk and he wanted her to wait there for a ride...but anywhoo we shall see how this plays out....


Tila's suit -- for assault, battery, false imprisonment and emotional distress -- seeks unspecified damages.