You dirty little slut you

Omgawd I just love love love this!!!! The marriage of The Real Housewives of Orange County Tamra Barney and Simon is currently in the gutter right next to Lynne Curtin's parenting skills and Alexis' call girl past (I'm convinced she has one). Radar says that right after Simon filed for divorce from Tamra, she ran off to cry on the peen belonging to Eddie Judge. Eddie is Simon's best friend. WOWZERS!!!!

Simon said that when he saw the two holding hands at a club in Las Vegas, he was so devastated that he dropped to his knees. After Simon pulled a dramatic queen move by falling to the floor, he confronted his best friend Eddie who kept quiet. Simon went on to say, "I couldn't believe what I had just witnessed -- the ultimate betrayal by a pal and my estranged wife. I started to feel weak and feel to my knees. The doorman helped me and by the time I had regained my composure they both left to the other side of the club."

Tamra confirms that she's whoring it up with Simon's best friend, "We are romantically involved, he is a great guy. It was bound to happen that we both would start dating again after he filed for divorce. It was going to happen sooner or later. I don't know what the future holds with Eddie and only time will tell."

The only thing I need to know is if this Eddie dude can keep Tamra in the lifestyle to which she used to be accustomed to before Simon's checking account flat-lined. Tamra deserves to live in the biggest track house on the cul-de-sac, drive a pre-owned BMW and wear the finest rags Off Saks has to offer. On second thought, scratch everything I wrote because I just had a last-minute vision of a barefoot Tamra hunting for empty cans in the dumpster and it brought a twinkle to my eye....

And thats a wrap

For the past couple of weeks Bravo has been showing a preview of tonight's The Really Housewives of Orange County. First let me be clear that the O.C is the *original* housewives...nothing touches these bishes I never miss an episode. Now Tamra is shown crying about how her marriage is headed for divorce and she doesn't know what to do. Well, Tamra must have a crystal ball for a brain, because her husband Simon has filed papers to legally quit her ass for good.

Simon claims Tamra has been verbally abusive and cheated on him several times. If you watch the show, then you know how Tamra constantly accused Gretchen of being a lying cheating whore. Do you want you want to make dinner reservations for Tamra and a kettle or do you want me to do it?

Even though Tamra moved out of their home into a 2-bedroom apartment earlier this week, a source says she still didn't know Simon was about to cut the cord. Simon and Tamra have 3 kids together and she has a son from a previous marriage. Simon has confirmed to that he's divorcing her ass.

Truth time. Tamra is one of my favorite housewives, but only because of how many times she used the word "whore" last season. Every time she opened her mouth, a whore party came out. It was WHORE this, WHORE that. It was music to my whore ears.
Because I'm kind of in Tamra's whore corner, I think this is a good thing for her. Not only does Simon look like he'll chew on your nipples a little too hard during fuck times, but he also isn't making that money anymore. BOO and BOO. So Tamra needs to go find someone that can afford to keep the silicone in her implants fresh....meow...