Little Merci

Suri Cruise better hold an emergency meeting with her styling team today, because Vadge's daughter Mercy is coming for her title. On Saturday morning, Mercy showed up to the Kabbalahwallahballah Center in an outfit that costs more than my soul. Although, that's not saying much since I'd sell my soul right now for a half-eaten Rooty Tooty Fresh N Fruity from IHOP.

Maybe Mercy can help her own mother out with the styling thing, because Vadge showed up looking like your grandma going to a Jersey Shore costume party dressed as Jon Gosselin (your grandma gets all those reality bitches confused).

Here's more pictures from Saturday's walk to salvation, which includes a cameo by Lourdes and her nanny. Lourdes' nanny always gives me Janeane Garofalo fever, and I'm not sure why....

South America Valentines

Well I guess all the FALSE reports that were out last week about the two being done should retract all of their statements but anywhoo..Madonna and heysoos were spotted touching down with the children in Brazil Saturday...I wonder how he stomachs her veins?

Madonna and Lourdes

Here's Madonna and Lourdes at the NYC premiere of Nine last night.

Madonna does Brazil

Madonna arriving in Brazil Monday night with her play thang Jesus Luz..damn these old White cougars....

Stars without makeup

I just love how average or downright ugly(madonna) they look...

I'm going going back back to Africa

I could only think of one thing when I saw Madonna's son....P.O.W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madonna and her tribe

Madonna and her family were spotted in London exiting the Kabbalah center...I'm so not surprised to see Guy Ritchie among them..I wonder about her sometimes...She seems to get everything she wants...Jesus Luz, adoptions without restrictions...did I mention Jesus Luz?

Madonna facing eviction

Looks like her Majesty is facing eviction if she don't turn down the music and stop shaking walls..according to msnbc a lawsuit was just filed against the material girl.

The woman who brought the suit against Madonna is Karen George

Ms. George has been forced to endure blaring music, stomping and shaking walls for approximately one and a half to three hours each day," the lawsuit, filed against the building board, charges.

The board claims they've already told Madonna she could be evicted if she doesn't tone down her dance sessions, reports the Post. The paper wasn't able to get a comment from Madonna's spokespeople.

I'm sure this will be cleared up (paid off) by Monday