Mommy and me time

Angelina and her son Knox had a cute moment earlier today..I kinda think he looks like her but those girls look like their daddy and as much as I love me some back in the day Brad-he sure doesn't make cute kids...

When in Rome

Angelina and Johnny on the set of their new film...

Things that make you go hmmm......

Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp out on the set of "The Tourist" today in Venice...I wonder if his baby mama is worried? Or better yet her baby daddy?

Would you do this to your daughter?

I've noticed a disturbing trend lately with celebrities, and it seems as though they are allowing their kids to do any old thing. Small children at that. My daughter has wanted her hair chopped off since she was 7. I told her NO, when she is older if that's what she wants to do fine. But, there is no way in hell I'm going to give her a bob. There is no way I'm going to let her shave the side of her hair. And there is no way I'm going to let her dress like a dayum boy. But hey-that's me. And to each his own.....Thank goodness Zahara looks nice...

Pitts do Italy

Awe Lookey lookey here, it looks like Angie has forgiven her daddy because they were spotted out in Italy with the kiddies....awe.....

Eeeewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGAWD what da phuck is going on with Angelina Jolie's neck!!!!!!!!

Whole Foods outing

Angelina and her two girls were spotted out at Whole Foods, Zahara always looks happy and little miss daddy jr Shiloh omgawd she is always dressed like a boy. I can only assume the little girl has her own identity and wants to dress like daddy. Thank Gawd Zahara is girlie...

Is it true???

This afternoon, Jennifer Aniston will buy hundreds of copies of each of these tabloids, go home, spread them all over her bed, get nekkid and then roll around on top of them for HOURS. THE JOY! And when she goes to the doctor tomorrow, she'll tell him that the small cuts on her labia came from one of her 50 cats who mistook it for a toy. As expected, the tabloids gifted us with some amazing headlines and covers this week. According to the tabloids, the cookie dough version of Krystle Carrington is winning this round.

InTouch says that Aniston met Zahara
and Shiloh in NYC LAST MARCH (who cares about being timely). OK! says that Aniston and Brad reunited at the buffet line at the telethon for Haiti last week. And Star Magazine says that Brad has already cried on Aniston's chin about his shitty relationship with St. Angie.

I'm going to choose to believe all of this. It's the only way to play. I couldn't have said it better!!!

Mary Poppins

Angelina Jolie and family were in New York checking out Mary Poppins on Broadway

Salt

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were spotted out with their children, Shiloh and Zahara, as they left the set of “Salt” in Manhattan yesterday evening.

Date night in Beverly Hills

My parents in another life Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had a date night at La Dolce Vita restaurant in Beverly Hills.

Moca spotting

All I can say is F***! F***! F***!!!!!!!

I can't believe I missed them!!! My husband just renewed our membership to MOCA and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attends the museum on SATURDAY!!!! F***!!!!!!!!

Dammit my man just ASKED me if I wanted o take the baby and I laughed and said sure I bet she'd enjoy it...AHHHHHHH!!!! lol

Anywhoo

Mother Teresa and the Pope treating with their kids

Ohhh what I wouldn't give to come knock on my door....ha

Gucci calls for Angie

Director Ridley Scott has tapped Angelina Jolie to star in the upcoming Fox 2000 drama, Gucci. Jolie is set to play the role of Patrizia Reggiano, the ex-wife of the late former Gucci head, Maurizio Gucci. Reggiano was sentenced to 29 years behind bars for successfully hiring a hit man to kill Gucci in 1995.

The film is aiming to capture the "glamorous days" of the "Gucci family dynasty" of the 70's and 80's up until Maurizio's tragic murder in the 90's.Gucci is expected to begin production in 2010, with the studio still hunting around for a screenwriter to pen the Gucci family story.

I'm sure it will be a must see