Her Belly Fat Saved Her Life

Samantha Lynne Frazier, the BBW who says that her love handles saved her life! Aretha Franklin and Kirstie Alley both just found their new messiah. This past weekend in Atlantic City, Samantha Lynne walked into a bar (they had a special on beer and wings) when she heard two gun shots. Samantha looked down at her chunk and noticed one of her love handles was bleeding. Unfortunately, it wasn't barbecue sauce.

Police said that the gunman was aiming for a different bitch, but hit Samantha instead.

Samantha told the Press of Atlantic City, "I could have been dead. They said my love handles saved my life." Samantha also said that she had been "hollering" about losing weight, but she has changed her mind after finding out that her fat is nature's bullet proof vest. As Samantha said this next sentence, Aretha's arteries shook in fear, "I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet."

You can't make this stuff up...

Hope they sue the ishh out of Jigga

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Jay-Z's The 40/40 Club in Atlantic City is under investigation after a video surfaced showing several hulking bouncers brutally attacking two male patrons in the club parking lot over the weekend.

In the footage, captured by DJ Zeke, roughly ten men wearing "security" and "event staff" shirts gang up and repeatedly beat the two men -- who can barely defend themselves against the ruthless mob.

Can you say $$$$$$$ bills yall.....

Oh lawd

Somebody please get this bish a bra for her back...thank you

Jesus please take the wheel

Kordeza Zhelyazkova, an 11 year old girl from Bulgaria, just gave birth to her daughter, making her the world’s youngest mother. Flip the hood for more on this rare story.

While Kordeza and the baby are healthy and in high spirits, Jeliazko, the 19 year old father of the child, now faces six years in jail for having sex with a minor. The father says that he was fearful and really scared when he found out Kordeza was pregnant. He says they didn’t plan to have sex or a baby although he fell in love with Kordeza the moment he laid eyes on her.

He rescued the eleven year old from bullies who were bothering her at school. After which Kordeza arranged to meet the 19 year old young man and asked him out on their first date. The father of the 19 year old says he thought the girl was 15 and didn’t tell him she was 11. Here’s what Kordeza has to say about being a mom:

‘It feels strange to be a mum and have a baby. I used to play with my toys but now she is my new toy. She is so beautiful, I love her. Violeta is the child and I must grow up. I am not going back to school – I am a mother now.’

Where in the hell was this hoochies mom and dad while she was out effing this man? They need to be in jail themselves Jesus......

Dark-n-Lovely awards Child abuser Jackson

Al Sharpton is pictured here, giving Joe Jackson an award the other night. The man with a perm is saying more Joe Jacksons are what’s needed in the black community:

The Rev. Al Sharpton believes the world needs more fathers like Joe Jackson – a man the King of Pop said, routinely beat him and his siblings when they were children. The civil rights leader heaped praise on the dad’s parenting skills…… at the National Action Network in Harlem Saturday. “The arrogance of [people] attacking a man for being a stern father,” Sharpton said. “I wish we had more stern fathers – then we wouldn’t be shooting each other up.”

Jackson said he was honored to be recognized by Sharpton. “This feels great,” he said. “I feel like I’m someone very special.”

I never did like that nucca...what an ass

Out of control kids=Tranny whoop ass

Now THIS brings on the laughter, people need to control their damn kids, we got to fat mean kids and their ghetto fat mother taunting a tranny on a subway...I think the tranny should have made sure she got all they asses personally ha

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