Samantha Lynne Frazier, the BBW who says that her love handles saved her life! Aretha Franklin and Kirstie Alley both just found their new messiah. This past weekend in Atlantic City, Samantha Lynne walked into a bar (they had a special on beer and wings) when she heard two gun shots. Samantha looked down at her chunk and noticed one of her love handles was bleeding. Unfortunately, it wasn't barbecue sauce.
Police said that the gunman was aiming for a different bitch, but hit Samantha instead.
Samantha told the Press of Atlantic City, "I could have been dead. They said my love handles saved my life." Samantha also said that she had been "hollering" about losing weight, but she has changed her mind after finding out that her fat is nature's bullet proof vest. As Samantha said this next sentence, Aretha's arteries shook in fear, "I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet."
You can't make this stuff up...
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