Mommy and me time

Angelina and her son Knox had a cute moment earlier today..I kinda think he looks like her but those girls look like their daddy and as much as I love me some back in the day Brad-he sure doesn't make cute kids...

Poor thang

Lalohan fell and busted her azz for all to see last night...the best part of these pics are the photogs laughing in the background...

Why did I get married too

Honey these bishes look BAD!

Digging for gold

Oh my gawd is this bish really digging in her nose like that? HA!!! Mischa Barton is a hot mess...here she is chilling over at Coldwater park in BH yesterday...smh..

Moving on already

Damn didn't she JUST brake up with Jake?!!

When in Rome

Angelina and Johnny on the set of their new film...

Cheating Ways

Awe shiit!!! I knew it was to good to be true! This tattooed chick right here is the stank that just broke up Sandra Bullocks marriage. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee is her name. I guess Jesse pissed her off since she decided to confess to the affair. Michelle's confession has left Bullock's relationship in a troubled situation, as the Oscar winning actress reportedly left her and Jesse's Southern California home on Monday - as she also abruptly called off a scheduled trip to the UK for the London premiere of her hit film "The Blind Side".

Warner Bros released a statement announcing Sandra's decision, which read: "Due to unforeseen personal reasons, a trip abroad to support The Blind Side has been deemed impossible at this time. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film."

I always wondered how he could be with Sandra..she's so straight laced...anywhoo...poor thang..this bish is so fugly

Things that make you go hmmm......

Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp out on the set of "The Tourist" today in Venice...I wonder if his baby mama is worried? Or better yet her baby daddy?

All grown up

Wow I totally didn't recognize her...can you guess who this is???

Miami Birthday Lunch Date

Eva decided to celebrate her birthday with Kim over lunch in Miami yesterday. What caught my eye was Kim and how damn tiny she is getting..I mean check out her waist...I'm so happy I'm starting to wean my baby..lawd I want my body back...

Get it girl

Christina Ricci was absolutely shit faced the other night...

Howard Stern does it again

Howard Stern had some harsh words for Gabourey Sibide on his radio show Monday.

"There's the most enormous, fat black chick I've ever seen. She is enormous. Everyone's pretending she's a part of show business and she's never going to be in another movie," he said. "She should have gotten the Best Actress award because she's never going to have another shot. What movie is she gonna be in?"

Stern was responding to Sidibe's Oscar nomination alongside star actresses like Meryl Streep as well as Oprah's accolades for her at the ceremony.

"Oprah's another liar, a filthy liar," said Stern. "She's telling an enormous woman the size of a planet that she's going to have a career."

I'm sorry, I'm probably going to get a bunch of jabs for this but that was the funniest shit I have ever read. He called Oprah a filthy liar and said Gabby was the size of a planet lmao omgawd I could choke!!!!

Let it be known that a TON of Black comics have clowned little Gabby from the start CONSTANTLY, especially on Twitter. So let's not jump on Howards back...smh I love him he larry us

Someone Hand Her A Towel Please

I'm going to need Julie Bowen to keep every last bit of her under a sarong...seriously..her mid section is bothering me.

LAX downgrade

Jessica Simpson was spotted at LAX yesterday and when I realized it was her I had to take a double look at these pictures. She has really fell off...

Oscar after party

Vanessa and Zac were looking really cute until she turned around and I saw that she had NoAssAtAll....

No...this does not make me happy

How did you feel about Monique winning that award? If you ask my opinion it's no great big thing. I mean honestly yet ANOTHER woman of color won an award for playing an ignorant beast...wth are we happy about? How about one of us win an award for playing a great role, non stero type and non effing ignorant.....how about them apples?

Would you do this to your daughter?

I've noticed a disturbing trend lately with celebrities, and it seems as though they are allowing their kids to do any old thing. Small children at that. My daughter has wanted her hair chopped off since she was 7. I told her NO, when she is older if that's what she wants to do fine. But, there is no way in hell I'm going to give her a bob. There is no way I'm going to let her shave the side of her hair. And there is no way I'm going to let her dress like a dayum boy. But hey-that's me. And to each his own.....Thank goodness Zahara looks nice...