Thursday, February 4, 2010

Chelsea Lately rips Beyonce and her stans a new one

“I was enjoying the show until Beyonce stomped her way onto the stage like a Clydesdale and did this *shows clip of Beyonce grabbing her crotch* Why you grabbing between your legs Kitty Kat? I thought all of your junk was in your trunk. It’s pretty inappropriate. This is a Family show and wherever they are, the two kids I gave up for adoption should not be seeing that.

So Listen up Badonkabonk, Not to long ago you made a public statement that you were going to take some time off. What happened? You don’t think I can recognize you just because for once you are not wearing a unitard. Kanye West may be a jack ass but atleast when he said he was going away he did, unlike you, he’s a douchbag of his own word. And what is this? *shows clip of Beyonce swinging her hair during Grammy performance* That is not a dance move. That is what you do when your weave is on fire”

I personally think Chelsea lately is funny as hell and ironically my husband and I got into it with my brother who of course is gay about Beyonce being the baddest in the game. As fine as Bey is she can't mess with Tina, Whitney, Aretha, Patti, Sade or even Jill Scott.

He feels that since she has all these Grammys and deals going that she is the baddest can't be fucked with but in reality she has more awards then everyone I listed and that should be enough said with society and the media. Why does she have those awards? Really you guys? Was Halo that good? HELL NO...or Put a ring on it? HELL NO gtf outta here...some people are like children...you can feed their simple minds absolutely anything and they will eat it up...smh...Sade, Jill Scott, Anita Baker, PUHLEASE...Bey as much as I want her lace front could never have the style or grace or an INCH of those icons talent...ever...now get back to shaking that azz Bey...please....thank you...

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