And thats a wrap

For the past couple of weeks Bravo has been showing a preview of tonight's The Really Housewives of Orange County. First let me be clear that the O.C is the *original* housewives...nothing touches these bishes I never miss an episode. Now Tamra is shown crying about how her marriage is headed for divorce and she doesn't know what to do. Well, Tamra must have a crystal ball for a brain, because her husband Simon has filed papers to legally quit her ass for good.

Simon claims Tamra has been verbally abusive and cheated on him several times. If you watch the show, then you know how Tamra constantly accused Gretchen of being a lying cheating whore. Do you want you want to make dinner reservations for Tamra and a kettle or do you want me to do it?

Even though Tamra moved out of their home into a 2-bedroom apartment earlier this week, a source says she still didn't know Simon was about to cut the cord. Simon and Tamra have 3 kids together and she has a son from a previous marriage. Simon has confirmed to that he's divorcing her ass.

Truth time. Tamra is one of my favorite housewives, but only because of how many times she used the word "whore" last season. Every time she opened her mouth, a whore party came out. It was WHORE this, WHORE that. It was music to my whore ears.
Because I'm kind of in Tamra's whore corner, I think this is a good thing for her. Not only does Simon look like he'll chew on your nipples a little too hard during fuck times, but he also isn't making that money anymore. BOO and BOO. So Tamra needs to go find someone that can afford to keep the silicone in her implants fresh....meow...