Showing posts with label whitney houston. Show all posts
Showing posts with label whitney houston. Show all posts

Monday, March 1, 2010

I think she's back on that stuff again




Whitney Houston rolled into Sydney Airport looking like the crazy lady in your neighborhood who hacks at her front yard weeds with a kitchen knife at 12 in the morning, and threatens to shoot you with a BB gun if you try to pet one of her 80 cats. DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

There's no need to get on the phone with Dr. Drew just yet. Whitney looks raggedy rough, because she spent the entire night looking for her hairline and she still hasn't found it.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Oh No She Didn't


At the first stop on Australian tour last night, a few audience members asked for their money back, because they said Whitney took too many breaks, was out of breath and sang off-key during most of her songs.

One lovely lady with tragic eyebrows in the clip above even said that Whitney "couldn't entertain a dead rat." That bitch needs to put down the brown eyebrow pencil and do her research, because Whitney entertained a dead rat or two back in her crack days. The dead rats would've given her a standing ovation and threw an 8-ball in her cup, but they couldn't because they were...like....dead. And even if that trick isn't going to do any Whitney research, she should still put the caca-colored brow pencil away. It's not doing her any favors.
And this is Whitney's response....

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Whitney puts her New Jersey Mansion up for sale


SELLER: Whitney Houston
LOCATION: North Gate Road, Mendham Township, NJ
PRICE: $2,500,000
SIZE: 12,561 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 4 full and 2 half bathrooms
DESCRIPTION: Extraordinary living space abound in this stunning home on a peaceful, gated 5 acre lot. Soaring ceilings, abundant natural light, and circular-themed interior spaces are the hallmarks of this home.


Property records indicate Ms. Houston snatched up her circular-themed mansion in Mendham Township during the height of her fame in July of 1987. Records show the North Gate Road estate sprawls across 5.1 gated acres and includes a meandering, multi-winged modern mansion the measures a hefty 12,561 square feet.

Listing information reveals Ms. Houston's home contains 5 bedrooms with 4 full and 2 half bathrooms including a round master bedroom painted a hair raising shade of peach that makes Your Mama want to run bamboo shoots into our eyeballs. The massive master bedroom has a curving wall of floor to ceiling glass that looks out on to the back yard, another wall of frosted, curving glass that acts as an interior wall, wall to wall carpeting and a built in bed sitting atop a circular platform.

A wide walkway though the neglected landscaping in the front yard leads to the front door which opens to a long, gently curving entrance hall with a peach colored tile floor that is separated from the circular living room by a curving curtain of Frank Lloyd Wright-ish stained glass. The "formal" living room has 4 or more puffy white sofas lined up along a soaring wall of curving glass with sheer drapery, a monolithic stone fireplace, a sunken bar with swiveling barrel "bar stools," a massive dome-like sky light and wall to wall carpeting.

The large dining room also has peach colored tile floors, a curving wall of floor to ceiling glass, and a long, glass dining room table with 10 chairs that went out of style way back in 1987. The kitchen has more peach colored tile floors, a large work island with a circular sky light over head, white cabinetry, and a dark peach tile back splash. The kitchen opens to the family room which has, yes, even more peach colored tile floors, a fireplace, a long curving wall of floor to ceiling windows that have been swagged with a yellow schmatta.

Whitney also owns the house next door, at 1 Cross Way, which she picked up in July of 1993 for $573,477. Presumably this house was used for staff, family, guests or perhaps as recording studio. That house was also listed for sale in mid-September with an asking price of $949,900 but appears to be under contract and no longer available. The property, connected to the first only by a meandering pathway, measures 5.07 acres and includes a 3,410 square foot house (as per assessor) with 3 bedrooms, 3 poopers, an indoor lap swimming pool and a full size basketball court in the back yard, and a children's playground.

Courtesy of The Real Estalker

Bobby throws Whitney under the bus


Rumors have floated around forever that Whitney Houston liked to play for both teams (at least when it came to her assistant, Robin Crawford) and that her marriage to Bobby Brown was for show…and blow.

Now, feeding the to bi-fires, Bobby talks about the rumors in his new memoir, Bobby Brown: The Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing But.… The book is out next month, but we have an excerpt for you to enjoy, in which Bobby touches upon the rumors and the truth:

" [Their marriage] was doomed from the very beginning… I think we got married for all the wrong reasons. Now, I realize Whitney had a different agenda than I did when we got married . . . I believe her agenda was to clean up her image, while mine was to be loved and have children.

The media was accusing her of having a bisexual relationship with her assistant, Robin Crawford. Since she was the American Sweetheart and all, that didn't go too well with her image . . . In Whitney's situation, the only solution was to get married and have kids. That would kill all speculation, whether it was true or not."

hmmmm