Tiger's soon to be ex wife is on the move for the holidays

It looks like Tiger Woods won’t be spending the holidays with his family, as it has been reported that Elin Nordegren will be taking their kids to her home in Stockholm, Sweden. According to an insider, Tiger is taking the news of his family’s departure pretty hard. “He is very contrite, but he’s also disoriented. He still can’t believe this is happening.”

Well my ninja believe it...

Eddie Cibrian is at it again

Life & Style is reporting that although he is supposed to be with Leann Rimes, Eddie has been seeing and doing Scheana Marie Jancan, whoever the hell that is.

I'm gonna go ahead and take this story with a grain of salt, and a shot of tequila (there's salt, why not?). Not that it is totally unbelievable that a guy who cheated on his wife could cheat on his new girlfriend, but apparently this Scheana gal has been around the rumor block a couple times before. The 24 year old wannabe-actress was said to be dating John Mayer a while back, but blabbed too much to the media for even John's taste.

So either Eddie is sleeping around... again, and LeAnn shouldn't be surprised in the least. Or this is a big, fat rumor most likely conjured up by the random fame-seeking skank named Scheana. Either way, karma's a bitch, and everybody in this post is a loser.

Move right along Tameka

In a new interview in People, Foster claims Usher she found out about her divorce after friends called her quoting rumors on the internet.

"It was rumored [on the internet], so friends and family called, saying, 'Are you okay?' I didn't really understand why," Foster said. "But Usher and I weren't really speaking then. He was away recording, and I was angry at other things going on. He filed two days later."

Foster goes on to say that Usher's divorce-inspired song, Papers was inappropriate.

"It's entertainment," she said. "People shouldn't take it literally. [But] given what we're going through, it's in poor taste."

Foster, though, claims she still loves Usher. "I still love him very much and I'm sure I always will," she admits to People. "Do I want to be with him? I don't know."

Girl please Usher has publicly humiliated you....moving right along

Is Rosie and Kelli kaput?

In a recent interview with USA Today, Rosie reveals:

"We're a family. We will remain a family forever. And we are working on our issues. We're a family, we remain a family and we're working on the issues.

Kelli and I love each other very much and we are working on our issues. Those are the only words I am ever going to say. Ever. And that is something that has been agreed upon by all parties.

But everything's fine and everybody's good and we're still both raising them together. We will both continue to parent them and we're friendly and everything's all right."

And although Rosie wouldn't confirm that Kelli moved out of their Nyack, NY home, the reporter did note that Kelli wasn't present at the house during the interview.

Rosie and Kelly have been married since 2004 and have four kids. Let's hope they work this all out peacefully.

Fred Durst is divorcing

Fred Durst just filed for divorce against his wife Esther Nazarov -- and the papers say their marriage only lasted a month. I just don't understand the point of these quickie unions...ummm are you telling me you didn't know a month ago who they were?

Durst filed the papers in L.A. County Superior Court on Tuesday, citing "irreconcilable differences."

In the papers, Durst says they were married from July 13 until August 25.